Hi there, fellow festive frantic person! If your living room currently looks like a glitter bomb went off in a ribbon factory, welcome. You’re among friends.

Listen up, fellow humans who have been suckered into reading the same three Christmas books every single night since Thanksgiving. I see you. I am you. But rejoice, because this holiday season has gifted us with a sleigh-load of fresh, fabulous new books that will make storytime feel less like a hostage negotiation and more like an actual delight.